Hilarious Reasons for Going Offline

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did someone break your heart no why like you literally shaved your head deleted twitter blanked out your social medias started hitting the gym is everything ok holy shit these are all hilarious reasons 💖 lemme give reasons for all of them shaved my head cuz i watched breaking bad

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A dark-mode chat screenshot lists dramatic life changes—shaving one’s head, deleting Twitter, abandoning social media, and starting at the gym—as supposed signs of heartbreak. The punchline is that each change has an unrelated, absurd explanation, including watching Breaking Bad, so the concerned friend’s assumptions become funny. EN: A dark-mode chat screenshot lists dramatic life changes—shaving one’s head, deleting Twitter, abandoning social media, and starting at the gym—as supposed signs of heartbreak. The punchline is that each change has an unrelated, absurd explanation, including watching Breaking Bad, so the concerned friend’s assumptions become funny.

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