Professor Tests His Liberal Students

An economics professor at a Texas college had a class full of liberal students who claimed that socialism worked, so he ran an experiment to teach them a lesson The teacher pulled two king crabs from his desk, lowered his pants to the ground, and had the crabs clamp down on his testicles Howling in pain, the professor shouted for somebody to please come kick the crabs from his testicles, but they hung tightly with their powerful claws, and no student stepped forward The next day, the professor wheeled into class in a wheelchair and gathered a few things from his desk before wheeling out to take the rest of the semester off to recuperate The classroom full of liberal students were shocked at the end of the semester to see their grades had all been lowered to Fs

An economics professor tells his liberal students that he will teach them a lesson about socialism, then deliberately lets king crabs clamp onto his testicles. When he begs for help, none of the students step forward, so he later retaliates by giving the entire class failing grades. The joke is a political anti-socialism story built around an absurdly painful experiment and the students’ refusal to help. EN: An economics professor tells his liberal students that he will teach them a lesson about socialism, then deliberately lets king crabs clamp onto his testicles. When he begs for help, none of the students step forward, so he later retaliates by giving the entire class failing grades. The joke is a political anti-socialism story built around an absurdly painful experiment and the students’ refusal to help. The clip uses music under the escalating captions to make the story feel like a dramatic, ironic reveal.

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