Zombie Apocalypse Two-Item Challenge

oh no! it’s the zombie apocalypse! you can only grab 2 items!!! plush lobster xanax children's scissors an english to australian dictionary the master of disguise avril lavigne 2003 CD “My World” a mario costume mustard a pair of heelies

A humorous choice meme presents nine bizarre items to pick from during a zombie apocalypse, including a plush lobster, Xanax, children’s scissors, an English-to-Australian dictionary, a disguised crab, an Avril Lavigne CD, a Mario costume, mustard, and Heelys. The joke is the absurd contrast between the emergency situation and the useless or oddly specific objects, inviting people to choose their two favorites as a reaction. EN: A humorous choice meme presents nine bizarre items to pick from during a zombie apocalypse, including a plush lobster, Xanax, children’s scissors, an English-to-Australian dictionary, a disguised crab, an Avril Lavigne CD, a Mario costume, mustard, and Heelys. The joke is the absurd contrast between the emergency situation and the useless or oddly specific objects, inviting people to choose their two favorites as a reaction.

• @jeppa420 / 26857 2022-07-15