Megatron Firstborn Child

I was on a dating app and a guy jokingly wrote “what should we name our first child?” as his intro message and I had to tell him that in fifth grade I lost a bet to my best friend Hannah and have to without question name my first born child Megatron and then the man unmatched me

A woman recounts a dating-app conversation where a man jokingly asks about naming their first child. She explains that a childhood bet means she must name her firstborn Megatron, causing him to unmatch her; the joke is the absurdly serious consequence of an old bet and the bizarre baby name. The screenshot is shared as a humorous dating mishap or reaction to unconventional names.

• @jeppa420 / 26463 2022-06-21