Shoes Make Me Look Huge

Text on the meme

i leave my shoes far apart so if a burglar comes in they think i'm big asl

What it means

A pair of black shoes is placed far apart on a rug, making them look like they belong to someone enormous. The joke is that a burglar will see the shoes and assume the resident is huge, becoming scared and leaving.

Objects

black boots / чёрные ботинки rug / ковёр handbag / сумочка shoes / обувь floor / пол shoe rack / обувная полка