Overprepared for Rain

"I'M PREPARED FOR RAIN AND SNOW, YOU DIDN'T EVEN BUY YOUR OWN CLOTHES!!" "NOOOO YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA BE DRY IF IT RAINS!!!" >only wears full gore-tex "I AM NOT A GEOGRAPHY TEACHER!" >very sweaty rn >tfw it hasn't rained in months "WHAT IS THE POINT IN ONLY HAVING GORE-TEX SHORTS?!" "I'M GONNA MAKE A REDDIT POST ABOUT THIS!!" >very insecure that his shoes aren't waterproof

A Wojak character is dressed head-to-toe in Gore-Tex rain gear, including waterproof shoes, while complaining that it has not rained for months. The joke mocks extreme outdoor-gear obsession, overpreparation, and insecurity about having the wrong equipment. It is sent as a reaction to someone being absurdly overprepared or turning a minor inconvenience into a dramatic Reddit post. EN: A Wojak character is dressed head-to-toe in Gore-Tex rain gear, including waterproof shoes, while complaining that it has not rained for months. The joke mocks extreme outdoor-gear obsession, overpreparation, and insecurity about having the wrong equipment. It is sent as a reaction to someone being absurdly overprepared or turning a minor inconvenience into a dramatic Reddit post.

• @jeppa420 / 22344 2021-11-21