What Facial Hair Says About a Man

HERE IS A MAN WITHOUT ANY HAIR. HE SUGGESTS NOTHING. A LONG BEARD GIVES AN IMPRESSION OF PHILOSOPHICAL CALM. LONG HAIR MAKES YOU THINK THE WEARER MUST BE PRE-EMINENT IN SOME BRANCH OF ART. LONG WHISKERS GIVE AN IMPRESSION OF SOLIDITY AND FINANCIAL POSITION UN- QUESTIONED STABILITY. A LONG MOUSTACHE GIVES A MAN A DISTINGUISHED APPEARANCE. LONG EYEBROWS CONVEY THE IDEA OF FIERCENESS.

A vintage illustrated chart shows six versions of a man with different facial-hair and hairstyle choices: bald, bearded, long-haired, whiskered, mustached, and bushy-eyebrowed. Each style is humorously assigned an exaggerated personality or social meaning, turning ordinary grooming into a pseudo-scientific character analysis. It is used as an absurd reaction meme about judging people by their appearance. EN: A vintage illustrated chart shows six versions of a man with different facial-hair and hairstyle choices: bald, bearded, long-haired, whiskered, mustached, and bushy-eyebrowed. Each style is humorously assigned an exaggerated personality or social meaning, turning ordinary grooming into a pseudo-scientific character analysis. It is used as an absurd reaction meme about judging people by their appearance.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 12554 2023-10-05