Shitty Unbalanced Fantasy Magic

man i had a dream that magic was discovered in the near future but it was like. shitty unbalanced fantasy magic. like within a few weeks people had wikis and guides up on how to glitch in immortality potions and time spells. people are just tossing homemade black holes around. i looked on the news and saw some speedrunner made it to the edge of the universe #write a book write a book write a book first of all how dare you assume im literate

A social-media screenshot describes a near future where magic is discovered and immediately becomes wildly unbalanced, with people exploiting glitches, brewing immortality potions, casting time spells, and throwing homemade black holes around. A prompt urges the writer to turn the idea into a book, but the punchline is the indignant response that assumes they are literate, mocking both the absurd premise and the chaotic online reaction.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 12426 2023-10-01