The Future Sucks Prophecy

THE FUTURE SUCKS BILLIONAIRES GOT US BY THE BALLS EVERYONE IS A PIECE OF SHIT I WILL UNCOVER A CONSPIRACY AND THEN SAVE THE WORLD THE PROPHECIES SPEAK OF ME KEANU REEVES WON'T STOP SMOKING CIGARETTES IN MY HEAD WHEN I BLINK EVERYONE DIES BY LEVEL 20 I WILL BECOME GOD I WILL STEAL YOUR SHIT AND SELL IT BACK TO YOU IF YOU ARE IN MY PARTY ITS BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME SEX

A chaotic collage presents a dystopian vision of the future filled with conspiracies, billionaires, death, prophecies, video-game leveling, theft and sex. The joke is the deliberately exaggerated and incoherent combination of edgy predictions, pop-culture figures and absurd captions, making it useful as an ironic reaction to an overwhelmingly cursed or ridiculous situation. EN: A chaotic collage presents a dystopian vision of the future filled with conspiracies, billionaires, death, prophecies, video-game leveling, theft and sex. The joke is the deliberately exaggerated and incoherent combination of edgy predictions, pop-culture figures and absurd captions, making it useful as an ironic reaction to an overwhelmingly cursed or ridiculous situation.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 12174 2023-09-19