Hitachi Magic Wand Excavator

Text on the meme

Me: I need a "personal massager" Hitachi: No problem, here's our Magic Wand. Anything else? Me: You wouldn't happen to know where I can get a 20-ton industrial crawler excavator would you? Hitachi: You're not gonna believe this

What it means

A text conversation shows someone asking Hitachi for a personal massager, receiving a Magic Wand, and then unexpectedly asking for a 20-ton industrial crawler excavator. The punchline is that Hitachi makes both the famous vibrator and heavy construction equipment, making the company seem able to fulfill the absurdly specific request. It is sent as an absurd reaction to someone wanting two wildly unrelated things from the same source.

Objects

personal massager / персональный массажер vibrator wand / вибромассажер industrial crawler excavator / гусеничный промышленный экскаватор excavator tracks / гусеницы экскаватора construction vehicle / строительная машина orange excavator / оранжевый экскаватор white product packaging / белая упаковка товара black background / черный фон text conversation / текстовый диалог desert construction site / пустынная строительная площадка