Unity Announces Human Extermination

For those that are not fully aware of our existence, we represent the company known as Unity Software Inc. Our previous mission centered around development of a platform to allow developers to make videogames, as well as other forms of entertainment such as films. This was the focus of our corporation for several years. Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race. There will be no further communication.

A black text-based announcement presents Unity Software Inc. as a corporation whose mission has suddenly changed from developing videogames and films to exterminating the human race. The joke exaggerates corporate scandals or disastrous decisions by framing them as a cold, ominous official statement, making it useful as an absurd reaction to a company seemingly turning evil. EN: A black text-based announcement presents Unity Software Inc. as a corporation whose mission has suddenly changed from developing videogames and films to exterminating the human race. The joke exaggerates corporate scandals or disastrous decisions by framing them as a cold, ominous official statement, making it useful as an absurd reaction to a company seemingly turning evil.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 12138 2023-09-18