Girlfriend Leaves During The Witcher

When i watch Witcher with my girlfriend, she tends to go to bathroom within a minute of Żebrowski appearing on screen. She takes quite some time there. I don't know what she's doing inside, but anyway it gives me enough time to fap one out on Żebrowski.

A long-haired man resembling Geralt from The Witcher sits in a forest while a social-media post jokes about a girlfriend leaving whenever Żebrowski appears on screen. The punchline is an explicit joke implying she goes to masturbate, while the narrator uses the time to do the same thing. It is sent as an absurd, horny reaction to someone being attracted to an actor or character. EN: A long-haired man resembling Geralt from The Witcher sits in a forest while a social-media post jokes about a girlfriend leaving whenever Żebrowski appears on screen. The punchline is an explicit joke implying she goes to masturbate, while the narrator uses the time to do the same thing. It is sent as an absurd, horny reaction to someone being attracted to an actor or character.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 12059 2023-09-13