Theological Hotdog Logic

Since hotdogs are basically just puree'd meat stuffed inside an animal intestine, a hotdog doesn't stop being a hotdog even after we eat it, we just become the new hotdog casings and that makes us (in a way) hotdogs as well - St Thomas Aquinas

A medieval-looking image of St. Thomas Aquinas presents a mock-philosophical argument about hotdogs, meat, and sausage casings. The punchline is the absurd conclusion that after eating a hotdog, a person becomes its new casing and is therefore also a hotdog. It is used as a reaction to deliberately overcomplicated, pseudo-intellectual reasoning. EN: A medieval-looking image of St. Thomas Aquinas presents a mock-philosophical argument about hotdogs, meat, and sausage casings. The punchline is the absurd conclusion that after eating a hotdog, a person becomes its new casing and is therefore also a hotdog. It is used as a reaction to deliberately overcomplicated, pseudo-intellectual reasoning.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 12050 2023-09-13