Crabmoding at the beach

"Boymoding", "girlmoding", yall are so fucking boring. I'm crabmoding. I'm at the beach. scuttling sideways at high velocities. fighting birds. waving aggressively. I'm fucking chitinpilled. you'll never catch me

A Twitter post jokes about rejecting ordinary gendered “boymoding” and “girlmoding” in favor of “crabmoding”: behaving like an aggressive crab at the beach, scuttling sideways, fighting birds, and waving. The punchline is absurd internet slang that presents crab behavior as a superior, unstoppable lifestyle. EN: A Twitter post jokes about rejecting ordinary gendered “boymoding” and “girlmoding” in favor of “crabmoding”: behaving like an aggressive crab at the beach, scuttling sideways, fighting birds, and waving. The punchline is absurd internet slang that presents crab behavior as a superior, unstoppable lifestyle.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 12015 2023-09-12