Sentimental SIM Card Adapter

My boomer boss has set me a task; find a way to make a 26 year old "mini-sim" work in a modern phone that only has a nano-sim slot. The connector appears to be the same on all the different sizes, so my first thought was I could just cut the larger sim card down to size. However, she says the sim card is sentimental and I must not cut it. She wants me to invent some kind of external adapter to run wires from the old sim card into the new phone, without soldering or damaging it in any way. time to find a new job

A worker describes being asked by a boomer boss to connect a sentimental 26-year-old mini-SIM card to a modern phone without cutting, soldering, or damaging it. The absurdly complicated request turns a simple SIM-size conversion into an impossible engineering project, prompting the reaction: “time to find a new job.”

• @gentoomemes / 6255 2023-09-09
• @rzeczyzabawne / 11959 2023-09-09