Where to Find an Eligible Man

WHERE TO FIND HIM 1 Get a dog and walk it. 2 Have your car break down at strategic places. 3 Attend night school—take courses men like. 4 Join a hiking club. 5 Look in the Politechnika Wrocławska W4 6 Read the obituaries to find eligible widowers. 7 Take up golf and go to different golf courses. 8 Take several short vacations at different places rather than one long one at one place. 9 Sit on a park bench and feed the pigeons. 10 Take a bicycle trip through Europe. 11 Get a job in a medical, dental or law school. 12 Become a nurse or an air-line stewardess—they have very high marriage rates. 13 Ask your friends’ husbands who the eligible men are in their offices. Continued on page 89

Это юмористическая журнальная инструкция о том, где искать подходящего мужчину: от прогулок с собакой и игры в гольф до чтения некрологов и расспросов мужей подруг. Шутка строится на старомодном и чрезмерно прагматичном списке способов выйти замуж; современная надпись «Politechnika Wrocławska W4» и белое замазывание превращают пункт 5 в абсурдную вставку.

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