Wild Ideas Anything Goes

WILD IDEAS— ANYTHING GOES 111 Go to Yale. 112 Get a hunting license. 113 If your mother is fat, tell him you take after your father. If he’s fat too, tell him you’re adopted! 114 Stow away on a battleship.

A vintage printed list titled “Wild Ideas—Anything Goes” gives numbered suggestions, including going to Yale, getting a hunting license, insulting a parent’s weight, and stowing away on a battleship. The joke is the escalating absurdity and deliberately terrible advice, making it useful as a reaction to reckless or chaotic ideas.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 11748 2023-08-30