Ridiculous Ways to Get Attention

115 Rent a billboard and post your picture and telephone number on it. 116 Paint your name and number on roof and say, “Give me a buzz, pilots.” 117 Start a whispering campaign on how sought-after you are. 118 Sink at a fashionable beach at high noon! 119 Ride the airport bus back and forth from the airport. 120 Bribe Ferris-wheel operator to get you stuck on the top of a Ferris wheel. 121 Stand on a busy street corner with a lasso.

A photographed book page lists absurd suggestions for attracting attention, including renting a billboard, getting stuck atop a Ferris wheel, and standing on a street corner with a lasso. The joke is the escalating ridiculousness of these impractical and attention-seeking ideas, making the image useful as a reaction to desperate or bizarre behavior.

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