How to Look Good to Him

HOW TO LOOK GOOD TO HIM 48 Men like to think they’re authorities on perfume. Ask his advice on what kind you should wear. 49 Get better-looking glasses—men still make passes at girls who wear glasses—or try contact lenses. 50 Practice your drinking with your women friends first. 51 If you dye your hair, pick a shade and stick to it. 52 Wear high heels most of the time—they’re sexier! 53 Unless he happens to be shorter than you are! 54 Tell him he’s handsome. 55 Take good care of your health. Men don’t like girls who are ill.

A photographed page from a vintage advice book lists numbered tips for women on how to look good to men, including asking about perfume, wearing glasses, practicing drinking, dyeing hair, wearing high heels, complimenting him, and staying healthy. The joke is that the advice is dated and stereotypical, with the high-heels tip immediately undercut by the exception that a man should not be shorter than the woman; it is shared as an ironic reaction to old-fashioned relationship advice. EN: A photographed page from a vintage advice book lists numbered tips for women on how to look good to men, including asking about perfume, wearing glasses, practicing drinking, dyeing hair, wearing high heels, complimenting him, and staying healthy. The joke is that the advice is dated and stereotypical, with the high-heels tip immediately undercut by the exception that a man should not be shorter than the woman; it is shared as an ironic reaction to old-fashioned relationship advice.

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