How to Land Him

67 If he has bought you any trinket or accessory, wear it. 68 Use the ashtray; don't crush out cigarettes in coffee cups! 69 Polish up on making introductions; learn to do them gracefully. 70 Don't be too fussy. 71 Stick to your moral standards. 72 Don't whine—girls who whine stay on the vine! HOW TO LAND HIM 73 Show him you can have fun on a cheap date—but don't overdo it! (Continued on page 90)

A vintage etiquette book page lists numbered rules for attracting a man, including wearing gifts, using an ashtray, making introductions gracefully, and avoiding whining. The joke comes from the dated, overly prescriptive advice and the abrupt heading “HOW TO LAND HIM,” making it useful as a reaction to old-fashioned dating advice or absurd relationship rules. EN: A vintage etiquette book page lists numbered rules for attracting a man, including wearing gifts, using an ashtray, making introductions gracefully, and avoiding whining. The joke comes from the dated, overly prescriptive advice and the abrupt heading “HOW TO LAND HIM,” making it useful as a reaction to old-fashioned dating advice or absurd relationship rules.

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