Meetings Are Shipping Code

>recruited for FAANG as sr software engineer >ask manager if they sit all day in meetings or they write code and ship >he doesn't understand >pull up a diagram explaining the difference between meetings and shipping >he laughs and says "it's a good corpo sir" >join >it's meetings CLOOGER BINGO SQUIRT LMAO EXS

A greentext describes a senior software engineer joining a FAANG company after asking whether the job involves meetings or writing and shipping code. The manager cannot understand the distinction, so the engineer presents a diagram, only to discover that the job is entirely meetings; the absurd corporate jargon and pointless diagram are the punchline. EN: A greentext describes a senior software engineer joining a FAANG company after asking whether the job involves meetings or writing and shipping code. The manager cannot understand the distinction, so the engineer presents a diagram, only to discover that the job is entirely meetings; the absurd corporate jargon and pointless diagram are the punchline.

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