Modern Wizards Only Know Fireball

Any wizard born after 1E 993 can’t summon All they know is vaporize goblins, ponder they orb, fuse metals, cast fireball, drink magic potion and lie

A fantasy wizard casts a huge fire spell in a dim medieval setting. The joke pretends that wizards born after 1E 993 are ignorant newcomers who only know flashy beginner magic, while older wizards supposedly mastered a much broader and stranger set of arcane skills. It is used as a reaction to mock modern beginners or people with a limited skill set. EN: A fantasy wizard casts a huge fire spell in a dim medieval setting. The joke pretends that wizards born after 1E 993 are ignorant newcomers who only know flashy beginner magic, while older wizards supposedly mastered a much broader and stranger set of arcane skills. It is used as a reaction to mock modern beginners or people with a limited skill set.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 10446 2023-07-04