Valve Makes 3D Porn

Text on the meme

Mom can you give me To make 3d porn? VALVE Y eeees, TURBULENCE EMESIS BLUE Actually makes works of art that can compete with moder day cinema, like a boss

What it means

A child asks their mom for Valve to make 3D porn, and Valve enthusiastically agrees before producing impressive Team Fortress 2 cinematic projects such as Turbulence and Emesis Blue. The joke is that Valve is portrayed as turning the request into serious, high-quality art that rivals modern cinema, exaggerating the studio’s creative reputation. EN: A child asks their mom for Valve to make 3D porn, and Valve enthusiastically agrees before producing impressive Team Fortress 2 cinematic projects such as Turbulence and Emesis Blue. The joke is that Valve is portrayed as turning the request into serious, high-quality art that rivals modern cinema, exaggerating the studio’s creative reputation.

Who

Team Fortress 2 mercenaries (Team Fortress 2)

Objects

Valve logo / логотип Valve black monitor or sign / чёрный монитор или табличка orange circular emblem / оранжевая круглая эмблема film reel / киноплёнка child’s legs / ноги ребёнка Team Fortress 2 characters / персонажи Team Fortress 2 soldiers with guns / солдаты с оружием clouds / облака cinematic stills / кинематографические кадры black-and-white portrait / чёрно-белый портрет white background / белый фон