The Homeless Car Protector
Thinking about the homeless man in Austin who I used to pay $15 to not cum on my car while I went out and one night I came back and all the cars around mine had cum all over them except mine and he was sitting on my hood and said “I ain’t touch this one miss Kenzie!!!”
A text-based social media meme recounts a bizarre story about paying a homeless man not to ejaculate on a car. The punchline is that he protected the narrator’s car while vandalizing every surrounding vehicle, creating an absurd and crude reaction meme for shocking or unbelievable situations.
- @rzeczyzabawne / 10213 2023-06-22
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×675 · 85.5 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, vulgar
- Language
- en
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