Cheap London Mutuals

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based? bongs at croydon there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money £3.50?

A screenshot of a social-media thread where someone asks for cheap, non-alcohol-related things to do in London. Another user suggests an explicitly sexual service, prompting a disgusted response and then a ridiculous attempt to negotiate the price down to £3.50. The joke is the blunt escalation from a normal activity question to crude bargaining. EN: A screenshot of a social-media thread where someone asks for cheap, non-alcohol-related things to do in London. Another user suggests an explicitly sexual service, prompting a disgusted response and then a ridiculous attempt to negotiate the price down to £3.50. The joke is the blunt escalation from a normal activity question to crude bargaining.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 10190 2023-06-21