Trying to Eat a Whole Jesus

Doctor: She ate 23 boxes of communion wafers and drank 3 bottles of wine before she collapsed, she says she was trying to "eat a whole Jesus". We're giving her drugs to move it all through her system, we need her to- Man: Holy shit Doctor: Yes, exactly.

A text-based joke presents a doctor describing a woman who ate communion wafers and drank wine because she wanted to “eat a whole Jesus.” The man interprets the doctor’s unfinished sentence as “we need her to [poop],” while the doctor confirms that this is exactly what she means, creating an irreverent religious and scatological punchline. EN: A text-based joke presents a doctor describing a woman who ate communion wafers and drank wine because she wanted to “eat a whole Jesus.” The man interprets the doctor’s unfinished sentence as “we need her to [poop],” while the doctor confirms that this is exactly what she means, creating an irreverent religious and scatological punchline.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 10073 2023-06-15