Cars Are Mighty Warriors

cars are the sun’s mighty warriors sent to destroy me. get the fuck out of my eyes diagram mighty king of the sky royal decree demanding my execution harbinger of the sun's will my fucking eyes

A crude hand-drawn diagram shows a car firing a beam from the sun toward a stick figure’s eyes. The joke treats ordinary cars as the sun’s warriors and the headlights or sunlight as a royal execution order, expressing exaggerated annoyance at bright light while driving or walking outside. EN: A crude hand-drawn diagram shows a car firing a beam from the sun toward a stick figure’s eyes. The joke treats ordinary cars as the sun’s warriors and the headlights or sunlight as a royal execution order, expressing exaggerated annoyance at bright light while driving or walking outside.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 9999 2023-06-11