Cave Johnson Invents Deadly Sins
“Cave Johnson here. I’ve been thinking. We have gay pride, and we have gender envy. What other deadly sins can we incorporate? Maybe bisexual sloth? Lesbian wrath? I’ll talk to the lab boys about it.” “Cave Johnson here. Update: The Lesbian Wrath project is postponed indefinitely. My condolences to the families of the deceased. Though let’s be honest, they probably had it coming.”
Cave Johnson announces bizarre laboratory projects that combine LGBTQ+ identities with deadly sins, then reports that the “Lesbian Wrath” project has caused deaths. The joke parodies corporate science updates and absurdly treats queer identities as dangerous experimental phenomena, making it useful as an absurd dark-humor reaction. EN: Cave Johnson announces bizarre laboratory projects that combine LGBTQ+ identities with deadly sins, then reports that the “Lesbian Wrath” project has caused deaths. The joke parodies corporate science updates and absurdly treats queer identities as dangerous experimental phenomena, making it useful as an absurd dark-humor reaction.
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- @rzeczyzabawne / 9882 2023-06-05
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