Starbucks Small Coffee Meltdown

what are the Starbucks words for “small” small coffee what word do I say when I order please hurry someone please onfg asked for a small coffee and the barista told me to kill my self

A Twitter thread shows someone desperately trying to remember Starbucks size terminology before ordering a small coffee. The punchline is an absurd escalation: the barista supposedly responds to the simple order by telling them to kill themselves, making the situation unexpectedly hostile and ridiculous. EN: A Twitter thread shows someone desperately trying to remember Starbucks size terminology before ordering a small coffee. The punchline is an absurd escalation: the barista supposedly responds to the simple order by telling them to kill themselves, making the situation unexpectedly hostile and ridiculous.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 9791 2023-06-02