Malta Trip Goes Terribly Wrong

One a day I'm a going to Malta to big a hotel. She brings me only one gere. She said "You better not piss on the plate, you son of a bitch!" The waitress brings me a spoon, and a knife, but no fork. I tell her "You know understand, I want a fork a on the table." And there is no sheets on a bed. He say, "You better not shit on my bed, you son of a bitch!"

A crude animated Doge-style story follows a traveler boasting about going to Malta and staying in a big hotel. At the restaurant, the waiter brings only one “gere,” then a spoon and knife but no fork; later, the hotel bed has no sheets, prompting increasingly angry threats about pissing on plates and shitting on the bed. The absurd escalation is paired with upbeat eurodance music, “Cisko Kid — Pizzaman (Radio Edit),” making the vulgar punchlines feel even more chaotic and ridiculous.

♪ Cisko Kid — Pizzaman (Radio Edit)

• @jeppa420 / 21574 2021-10-24