Pick Your Perfect Woman for $5

Fellas pick your perfect woman, you got $5 Smart $35 Good Body $75 Fat $3 Great Sex $200 Retarded $2 I use my $5 to buy 5 water bottles, I sell them for $2 each and get 10$, with this I buy 10 water bottles, I repeat the process till I get 1000000$ then I buy your fucking mom and have 9995 left

A chalkboard-style joke lists exaggerated prices for different traits in a “perfect woman,” all exceeding the available $5 except the insulting options. In the comments, someone proposes a ridiculous money-making scheme to afford the purchase, then claims to still have $9,995 left as an absurd punchline. The meme is used as an offensive, dark reaction to jokes about unrealistic standards and bargain pricing. EN: A chalkboard-style joke lists exaggerated prices for different traits in a “perfect woman,” all exceeding the available $5 except the insulting options. In the comments, someone proposes a ridiculous money-making scheme to afford the purchase, then claims to still have $9,995 left as an absurd punchline. The meme is used as an offensive, dark reaction to jokes about unrealistic standards and bargain pricing.

• @jeppa420 / 21526 2021-10-21