Lazy River Best Friend Story

When my best friend and I were 13, the lazy river she shit in the lazy river. she scooped the turd up for some reason she was trying to convince me I just wanted to be a good friend.

A deadpan person in a bright green costume sits cross-legged at a microphone while an urban street scene moves behind them. They tell an increasingly disgusting story about their best friend defecating in a lazy river, scooping it up, and trying to convince them of something, ending with the absurdly understated claim that they only wanted to be a good friend. The steady music and serious interview-style delivery make the crude punchline feel even more surreal and funny. EN: A deadpan person in a bright green costume sits cross-legged at a microphone while an urban street scene moves behind them. They tell an increasingly disgusting story about their best friend defecating in a lazy river, scooping it up, and trying to convince them of something, ending with the absurdly understated claim that they only wanted to be a good friend. The steady music and serious interview-style delivery make the crude punchline feel even more surreal and funny.

• @jeppa420 / 21308 2021-10-13