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Corporate Hat of Greed

Corporate Hat of Greed

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INVENTORY CORPORATE HAT OF GREED DEFENSE: 108 RETARDABILITY: 39 OF 40 REQUIRED REFUND: 60 REQUIRED LEVEL: 28 +2 TO EFFECTIVE CORPORATE SKILLS (D2R DEVCREW ONLY) +100% TO ENHANCED SERVER CRASH +80% FASTER KILLING WILL TO PLAY CUSTOMERS SUPPORT RESIST +199% +14% TO CAST LEVEL 5 MAINTENANCE WHEN STRUCK PLAYTIME REDUCED BY +100% REPLENISH NEGATIVE COMMENTS +80
What it means

A Diablo-style inventory screen displays a clown-faced corporate hat with ridiculous magical properties. The joke satirizes corporate greed, server crashes, layoffs, poor customer support, forced maintenance, and the destruction of player motivation. It works as a reaction to a company or game update that makes everything worse while presenting it as a feature.

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Template
Diablo II item tooltip
Type
image
Size
640×526 · 67.3 KiB
Mood
sarcastic, absurd
Language
en
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