Millennial 7 AM Choices

you're a millenial and its 7am. choose your path: tweet "lets get this bread" jerk off and go back to sleep in your filth wake and bake stare at the ceiling for a few hours notify everyone how sad you are this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface I didn’t read the first part and thought this was a to-do list

A screenshot of a humorous social-media post listing exaggerated choices for a millennial awake at 7 a.m., followed by two replies. The punchline is that the bleak and unproductive options feel painfully relatable, while one commenter mistakes the list for a to-do list. It is shared as a reaction to early-morning dread, lack of motivation, or chaotic daily routines.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 9433 2023-05-23