The Corpse-Water Ratio

r/Showert houghts People will swim in the ocean, even though there are definitely many corpses in it. People will not swim in a pool with a corpse in it. Humans all have a corpse:water ratio that is acceptable for them to swim in. It's called *being able to see the corpse* So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine? loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

A screenshot of a humorous discussion about why people swim in oceans despite the likely presence of corpses, but refuse to swim in a pool containing one. The punchline is that people tolerate unseen corpses in water, leading to the absurd idea that a scientist is testing a small animal’s acceptable corpse-to-water ratio. EN: A screenshot of a humorous discussion about why people swim in oceans despite the likely presence of corpses, but refuse to swim in a pool containing one. The punchline is that people tolerate unseen corpses in water, leading to the absurd idea that a scientist is testing a small animal’s acceptable corpse-to-water ratio.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 9344 2023-05-22