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Alpha Male Boat Rant

Alpha Male Boat Rant

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I said this in another comment but I just want to point out that the guys behind these accounts hire us (sex workers) to hang out with them and take pictures lmao. Last summer I was on a boat with 4 other women and the guys who booked it took selfies and Snapchats with us all day, which ended up on one guys "alpha male" account where he was like "these women flock to me". Sir we were there because you paid us to sit in on a rented boat with you. That guy also went on weird rants about women's age and was like "look at all these 20 year old girls I hang out with, not like those HAGS over 25". Reader, half the women on that boat were over 30, and that dung beetle and ALL his followers literally could not tell. They have no fucking clue. In the strip club they regularly ask 32 year old strippers with kids if they're in school because they think they're 21. They cannot tell. It doesn't matter how much they screech that they can im 40 and i don’t date girls over 24 my girlfriends are 20, 21 a...
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A screenshot of a social media post describes sex workers being hired to pose with self-styled “alpha males,” who then pretend that women are attracted to them. The joke is reinforced by the attached reply from a 40-year-old man boasting that he does not date women over 24 while listing girlfriends aged 20 and 21, exposing the hypocrisy and absurdity of the attitude being mocked. EN: A screenshot of a social media post describes sex workers being hired to pose with self-styled “alpha males,” who then pretend that women are attracted to them. The joke is reinforced by the attached reply from a 40-year-old man boasting that he does not date women over 24 while listing girlfriends aged 20 and 21, exposing the hypocrisy and absurdity of the attitude being mocked.

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