Competitive Salary Interview

Text on the meme

We offer a competitive salary. Great, how much is it? Don’t worry about it, it’s competitive. Anyways, what skills do you have? Oh, I have amazing skills. Great, can you tell me more about them? Don’t worry, they’re amazing.

What it means

A job candidate sits across from three interviewers in an office. When asked about salary and skills, both sides give vague assurances instead of providing any real information, parodying empty corporate language and evasive job interviews. It is sent as a reaction to meaningless promises or impressive-sounding claims with no substance.

Objects

job candidate / кандидат на работу three interviewers / три интервьюера office / офис conference table / стол для переговоров speech bubbles / речевые пузыри documents / документы smartphone / смартфон tablet / планшет glasses / очки business clothing / деловая одежда notepad / блокнот pen / ручка window / окно hand gestures / жесты руками