Cow Seed Herd Starter Kit
COW SEEDS HERD STARTER KIT DIRECTIONS: 1 START YOUR OWN HERD. 2 PLANT SEEDS IN A WARM SPOT RIGHT SIDE UP!!! COW WILL GROW UPSIDE DOWN, IF PLANTED WRONG. 3 BE PATIENT, IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO START YOUR OWN HERD. 4 FOR BEST RESULTS, MOO SOFTLY WHILE WATERING.
A fake “cow seeds” herd starter kit shows a cow illustration and a bag of spotted, cow-shaped seed pieces. The absurd instructions claim that cows grow from seeds and may grow upside down if planted incorrectly, parodying gardening instructions and creating a playful reaction to bizarre or impossible advice.
cow illustration / иллюстрация коровыspotted seed pieces / пятнистые семенаplastic bag / пластиковый пакетinstruction sheet / лист с инструкциямиprinted text / напечатанный текстblack-and-white cow / чёрно-белая короваcow spots / коровьи пятнаpaper packaging / бумажная упаковкаplanting instructions / инструкции по посадкеupside-down cow / перевёрнутая корова
- @rzeczyzabawne / 7995 2023-04-09
- Type
- image
- Size
- 520×540 · 44.4 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, playful
- Language
- en
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