Кот устроил страшное свидание

Кот в одиночестве свайпает анкеты и неожиданно получает приглашение на свидание с поездкой на лимузине. По дороге история превращается в абсурдный хоррор: водитель оказывается Джеймсом, свидание снимает парик и оказывается Ларри, после чего следует пошлая шутка про секс втроём. Видео используют как сюрреалистичную и шокирующую реакцию на слишком странный поворот событий.

Try not to get scared, scariest stories. Eyes was a lonely and boards at home on tin per. Swiping right on all these felines when all of a sudden, Holy dog, shit, I can't believe it. I says companion Leslie. I got a match. As I were preparing to send message, No fucking ways. She's already messaged me and wants to seize me tonight. And she, sending a limo to pick me up? Hmm, is these too good to be true, I thought? Catfish phobically. Nah, no ways, the feline ladies love me. After I did a jork for good lork, eyes heard the limo outsides wailing on the fucking's horn. Eyes entered the limo and met my date. I says, you look beautiful, but something seemed off. Just then, I shit you not. The driver lowered the dividering window, and it was fucking James. I heard the doors lock as eyes turned to look at my date. She took off her wig and I realized that it was Larry. So are we doing a threesome or what?

• @sillyposting / 5744 2025-08-08