My ADHD Friend Is a Chad

>be me >friend has adhd >after i meet him immediately realize that adhd people are all chads >pulls a shit ton of women >with a different one every week >in english lecture >he's on his laptop looking at chainmail armor >teacher calls him in discussion about civil rights >"sorry i wasn't paying attention" what a fucking sigma >eats like one meal a day?? ive never seen him eat breakfast before can an adhd person confirm this is a thing? >his whereabouts at any point in time are an actual mystery. I'll be in lecture and i see instagram story of him riding in the back of a truck with no caption >the blue haired girl in my building can even get to him bc he instantly forgets its pronouns and calls them "bro" >they're so pissed but he already walked away to look at something on the wall ?? >what a chad >goes to the gym and runs 4:30 mile on treadmill, leaves immediately after without any other workout >when talking to a girl looking at her boobs probably every 4 seconds of conversation >had a crowbar in his backpack once >when we have midterm exam he doesn't even study >still passing the class >always has the most interesting thing to say out of all my friends >the one time i see him at lunch he talks about how he knows a website where you can buy used parachutes from the military and how he wants to jump off the top floor with it >never see him for more than 6 minutes at a time anon why dont you have an adhd friend yet?

A 4chan-style text post describes an eccentric ADHD friend who is wildly unpredictable, socially careless, athletic, attractive, and seemingly fearless. The joke exaggerates ADHD traits into an absurd “chad” persona, presenting chaotic behavior as mysterious confidence and asking why the reader does not have an ADHD friend like him. It is used as a humorous reaction to bizarre, energetic, or impossibly nonchalant behavior.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 7912 2023-04-06