Programmer Prepared for Hackers

When You were partying I studied PHP coding When you were having premarital sex I mastered GNU+Linux While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity I cultivated git repositories And now that the world is on fire and the hackers are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

A young programmer in glasses stands indoors holding a sword while boastful text lists the technical skills he developed instead of partying, having sex, or going to the gym. The punchline is a parody of the “while you were...” superiority speech: the neglected programmer now refuses to help people who ignored him until a hacker crisis began. EN: A young programmer in glasses stands indoors holding a sword while boastful text lists the technical skills he developed instead of partying, having sex, or going to the gym. The punchline is a parody of the “while you were...” superiority speech: the neglected programmer now refuses to help people who ignored him until a hacker crisis began.

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