Letter to Aliens From Earth

A LETTER TO ALL ALIENS SPYING ON EARTH'S WIRELESS INTERNET SIGNALS: DEAR ALIENS, IGNORE EVERY THING THAT NASA AND THE SPACE NERD SCIENTISTS HAVE TOLD YOU. THIS IS THE ONLY OFFICIAL, LEGITIMATE, HONEST STATEMENT OF ALL THE PEOPLES AND GOVERNMENTS OF PLANET EARTH. ALL OF US COLLECTIVELY, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, THINK THAT: • EVERY ALIEN IS A SON OF A BITCH • WE WILL WIN ANY SPACE WAR • OUR ENTIRE PLANET IS A BOMB • FUCK YOU FUCK YOU WE WILL NEVER EVER CHANGE OUR OPINION IGNORE EVERYTHING THEY PUT ON VOYAGER 1

A fake official letter from all of humanity addresses aliens spying on Earth’s wireless internet signals. The absurd punchline is that humanity unanimously declares every alien an insult, boasts about winning a space war, calls the entire planet a bomb, and tells aliens to ignore the more diplomatic message sent on Voyager 1. It is used as an aggressive, absurd reaction to portray humanity as chaotic and hostile. EN: A fake official letter from all of humanity addresses aliens spying on Earth’s wireless internet signals. The absurd punchline is that humanity unanimously declares every alien an insult, boasts about winning a space war, calls the entire planet a bomb, and tells aliens to ignore the more diplomatic message sent on Voyager 1. It is used as an aggressive, absurd reaction to portray humanity as chaotic and hostile.

• @right_wing_dev_squads / 5914 2023-02-12