Every Bay Area Tech Bro’s Dream Girl

Every Bay Area tech bro’s dream girl: WOW don't I'm gonna live in San oh 300k is a LOT of don't worry I wore you I'm happy just doing ✨ SOYLENT ✨

A woman in a bright pink coat enthusiastically presents herself as the ideal Bay Area tech bro’s girlfriend while moving through San Francisco landmarks and tech-bro situations. She appears to approve of startup funding, stock options, San Francisco, company shoes, and Soylent, making the joke an exaggerated parody of startup culture and its stereotypes.

Wow, I'd love to hear more about your startup. It sounds so promising. Don't worry, I'll support you financially before it takes off. I'm gonna live in San Francisco forever. I'll never move to LA or New York. Oh, I've always wanted to learn more about Win3. Oh, $300K is a lot of money. Wait, you said you got how many stock options? Don't worry, I'm with my company's shoes today so we can walk uphill and downhill together. You don't have to take me out to a fancy dinner. I'm happy just doing Soylent.

• @jemalloc / 1585 2024-05-10