My AGI Overheating Issue

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My AGI Overheating?! #1345 Environment information: • AGI version: Gemini 6.8 TunnelNet model • Host OS: Arch Linux Quantum Edition • Device model: Google Eyes • Android version: 30 (Android Teleportal) Bug description Since starting AGI, my device is displaying timestamps from the year 2030, has been receiving calls from unknown future numbers, and, most bewildering, it keeps prompting me to cast my vote for an AI presidential candidate who's not even in the running yet. Reproduction steps 1. Initiated AGI. Expected standard outcome. 2. AGI transporter activated, my device's clock started showing year 2030. 3. Received a forecast for a week-long purple rain (hoping that's a future euphemism for something pleasant).

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A dark-mode GitHub issue reports that an AGI system has made a device display dates from 2030, receive calls from the future, and ask for a vote for an AI presidential candidate who is not yet running. The joke is a mock technical bug report describing absurd time-travel and futuristic technology as ordinary software problems. It works as a reaction to AGI hype, bizarre bugs, or fears about an unsettling future.

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GitHub issue screenshot / скриншот issue на GitHub dark-mode interface / интерфейс в тёмной теме issue title / заголовок issue green open-status button / зелёная кнопка статуса Open comment panel / панель комментария bullet list / маркированный список numbered list / нумерованный список computer device / компьютерное устройство clock timestamps / временные метки часов telephone calls / телефонные звонки unknown phone numbers / неизвестные телефонные номера AI presidential candidate / кандидат в президенты с ИИ future year 2030 / будущий 2030 год purple rain / фиолетовый дождь text document / текстовый документ