Cat Gets Arrested for Gaming

bro how old are you? for playing this game at the age of 13 year old NOOOO!!! i got a kid here, hes playing among VR under the age of if they are still being naughty when the police arrives NOOOO!!! nahh go for it and take you to a maximum security childrens prison *police siren linging* 7 NOO 7

A montage of distressed, angry, crying, and police-costumed cats accompanies a fake phone call about a child allegedly playing a game while under 13. The caller threatens police, FBI agents, and a maximum-security children’s prison, while the child repeatedly screams “NOOOO!!!” and ignores the countdown. The joke exaggerates age restrictions and parental panic into absurd criminal drama, making it useful as a reaction to someone overreacting.

So how old are you? Eight. Buddy, do you have a lawyer? What the heck? You better play you have one, because I'm calling the cops on you for playing this game under the age of 13 years old. No! 9-1-1, what is your emergency? I got a kid here, he's playing the murders beyond under the age of 13 years old right now. No! Okay. No! What is it? Are they still misbehaving? Yeah, he's in the game right now acting pretty ballistic. No! I see. If there's sugar in the honey when the police arrive, you'll guess that one kid is in the children's prison for questioning. Good! Do you mind if I ask your child a couple questions? Nah, go for it! I am going to give you 10 seconds to leave the game, or else I will send FBI agents to your home and take you to a maximum security children's prison. No! No! Here goes. 10. 9. 8. No! 7. No! 6. No! 5. No! 4. No! 3. No! 2. No! 1. No!

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