Stop Being a Pussy Alpha Training

STOP BEING A PUSSY BECOME ALPHA NOW -Sleep 2 minutes a month -Workout 3 months a day -Sleep on the ceiling -Nut in your meals (extra protein) -Take shits at the school toilets with the door open (assert dominance) -Only sleep with men (boosts testosterone)

A blurry person is exercising in a gym while the image lists absurd “alpha male” advice, including sleeping for two minutes a month, sleeping on the ceiling, adding semen to meals, using school toilets with the door open, and only sleeping with men. The joke parodies toxic masculinity and exaggerated self-improvement claims by presenting ridiculous and impossible behaviors as ways to become dominant. EN: A blurry person is exercising in a gym while the image lists absurd “alpha male” advice, including sleeping for two minutes a month, sleeping on the ceiling, adding semen to meals, using school toilets with the door open, and only sleeping with men. The joke parodies toxic masculinity and exaggerated self-improvement claims by presenting ridiculous and impossible behaviors as ways to become dominant.

• @afrosidemoon / 41726 2021-08-07
• @jeppa420 / 19772 2021-08-08