Medical Reasons to Sit on My Face

SABLE WHAT I need to tell you something really important what's up Okay so this may sound like i'm messing with you but I promise I'm not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia. Basically if I don't get enough blood flow to my ears they will slowly freeze and will fall off, and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There's no cure for it except one, I need to constantly warm my ears and the only material soft enough is the inner thighs of a pretty girl, so I need you to sit on my face for medical reasons. boy

A fake text-message conversation begins with a dramatic medical confession, then invents an absurd disease called “cyroaudiovascularmalexia” as an excuse to ask a girl to sit on the sender’s face. The punchline is the blatantly sexual request disguised as urgent medical treatment, making it a reaction meme for shameless flirting or ridiculous excuses.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 7857 2023-04-03