Reality Programming Exception

try { Assert(Life.Real); Assert(Life.Fantasy); } catch (LandSlideException ex) { #region Reality while (true) { character.Eyes.ForEach(eye => eye.Open().Orient(Direction.Sky).See() ); self.Wealth = null; self.Sex = Sex.Male; self.Sympathies.Clear(); if (self.ComeDifficulty == Difficulty.Easy && self.GoDifficulty == Difficulty.Easy && self.High < 0.1 && self.Low < 0.1) { switch (wind.Direction) { case Direction.North: case Direction.East: case Direction.South: case Direction.West: default: self.Matter = false; piano.Play(); break; } } } } #endregion }

A screenshot of programming code humorously depicting reality as a catastrophic exception. After the failure, the character repeatedly looks at the sky, loses wealth and sympathy, and plays piano when every direction fails; it works as a reaction to absurd hardship, pessimism, or life going completely wrong. EN: A screenshot of programming code humorously depicting reality as a catastrophic exception. After the failure, the character repeatedly looks at the sky, loses wealth and sympathy, and plays piano when every direction fails; it works as a reaction to absurd hardship, pessimism, or life going completely wrong.

• @profunctor_io / 1783 2019-03-20