Battle of Gatwick Drone Victory

Battle of Gatwick Part of the Drone Wars Date 19 December - 21 December, 2018 Location Gatwick Airport, West Sussex, United Kingdom Result Discredited Drone Victory Belligerents Gatwick Airport One Droney Boi Security Sussex Police British Army British Government Commanders and leaders Stewart Wingate One Drone Chief Constable Giles York One Drone General Mark Alexander Popham Rt Hon Theresa May Strength The Combined Might of the British State 20 Police Units Elite British Army Units One Drone Casualties and losses 110,000 Travellers 800+ Flights Sandra's Winter Sun Christmas Spirit National Pride An Afternoon Off Work

A parody Wikipedia-style battle infobox describes a drone hovering over Gatwick Airport as if it had defeated the entire British state. The joke contrasts the enormous listed British forces and casualties with the absurdly tiny opposing side: “One Droney Boi” and “One Drone.” It is used as a reaction to an unexpectedly powerful nuisance or a ridiculous overreaction to a minor problem.

• @profunctor_io / 1551 2018-12-21