Judge Sentences Me to Learn Java

Text on the meme

judge: i sentence you to the maximum punishment... Me: (whispering) please be death, please be death... judge: learn java Me: fuck

What it means

A courtroom scene shows a judge sentencing a person to the maximum punishment. The person hopes the punishment will be death, but the judge instead orders them to learn Java, which they react to with frustration. The joke treats learning Java as an even worse fate and is used as a reaction to programming-related dread. EN: A courtroom scene shows a judge sentencing a person to the maximum punishment. The person hopes the punishment will be death, but the judge instead orders them to learn Java, which they react to with frustration. The joke treats learning Java as an even worse fate and is used as a reaction to programming-related dread.

Objects

judge / судья defendant / подсудимый courtroom / зал суда wooden judge's bench / деревянная судейская скамья blue jacket / синяя куртка black robe / чёрная мантия American flag / американский флаг gavel / судейский молоток court clerk / судебный клерк